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The idea that the AI agents running your company might need their own security layer finally has a well-funded NYC company behind it — Onyx, built by ex-Unit 8200 veterans, is betting that keeping AI agents supervised is the next big problem to solve.

NYC's Legora just tripled its valuation in one raise — the legal profession's reckoning with AI is officially being funded at Big Law prices, even if the tool is theoretically there to replace them.

Sunday's $165M Series B takes the humanoid home-robot company past a $1B valuation, with beta deliveries of its "Memo" robot expected by late 2026 — which means by next winter, some very early adopter in Brooklyn will have a robot doing their dishes.

Conduit Health closed a $17M Series A to keep scaling its platform that handles the nightmare of getting insurance to cover medical supplies — a problem so unglamorous that 50,000 patients are apparently thrilled someone finally addressed it.

The Department of Education is moving ahead with a new tech-focused high school meant to produce "builders and ethical users of AI," even as civil society groups keep pointing out the city doesn't have actual guardrails for AI use in schools yet.

After years of construction and considerable hype, the New Museum opens its 60,000-square-foot expansion on Saturday — free admission all weekend, 200+ artists in the inaugural show, and a genuine reason to brave the Bowery crowds.

The museum is opening what's expected to be its biggest show of the year — a deep look at both Kahlo and Rivera that goes well beyond the greatest-hits prints your college roommate had on their wall.

Charlotte Colbert's "Chasing Rainbows" dropped a pair of monumental mirrored sculptures on Manhattan this week — the kind of public art that makes you stop mid-commute and feel briefly like you live in a real city.

The Jewish Museum's new Klee retrospective opens Thursday, including the haunting 1920 watercolor that Benjamin famously interpreted as the "angel of history" being propelled backward into the future — still feels relevant, somehow.

Two of the more approachable NYC fairs are running simultaneously — the Affordable Art Fair at Starrett-Lehigh through Sunday, the Outsider Art Fair at Metropolitan Pavilion — which means this weekend is legitimately a good time to buy something instead of just looking.

The city's inaugural Cinema Week runs March 20–26 with deeply discounted screenings and 5,000 free tickets distributed across independent theaters citywide — a genuine excuse to finally see that film you've been meaning to watch since it had Oscar buzz.

Gaga plays Madison Square Garden Thursday and Friday night as part of her massive new tour — tickets for the back half of her run are still available if you move fast and are willing to sacrifice your dinner-out budget for the month.

The new Broadway play "Giant" about Roald Dahl's complicated legacy opens Sunday with John Lithgow in the title role, and based on early word it does not shy away from the complicated parts — which is exactly what Broadway should be doing more of.

The much-buzzed retelling of Cats with an all-Black and queer cast began previews this week, and even skeptics of the source material are finding it hard to argue with a production that sounds like it finally figured out what the show is supposed to be about.

A new production of The Rocky Horror Show begins previews at Studio 54 this Thursday — the venue that once hosted the actual debauchery the show fantasizes about, which at minimum makes it the most thematically appropriate casting decision of the season.

The semifinalist list is always the most interesting moment in the Beard cycle — before the politics and the campaigning, it's just a snapshot of what the city's food community actually thinks is excellent right now.

Kreuther's new restaurant Saverne brings a modern Alsatian brasserie to Hudson Yards — a neighborhood that has been valiantly trying to develop a food identity, and finally has a serious chef taking a crack at it.

The Carroll Gardens cult Thai restaurant relocated and relaunched in Williamsburg with an updated menu and the same commitment to heat levels that made its regulars so annoyingly evangelical about it.

The new Williamsburg bar at 6 River St is positioning itself as the answer to "where do I go when I want a very good drink and can see water," with a seafood-forward menu and a martini selection that reportedly justified the rent.

The massive annual Japanese street food festival returns March 28 to Astor Place before moving to Midtown on March 29, and if you've never had fresh takoyaki from a street stall in the East Village, this is a pretty good time to fix that.

Civil liberties groups are sounding the alarm over a City Council proposal that would create buffer zones limiting demonstrations near schools and religious sites — the kind of restriction that sounds reasonable in the abstract until you remember what protest restrictions have historically been used to suppress.

The transit workers' union filed another lawsuit this week claiming the MTA closed subway station booths without the public hearings legally required first, and also that the closures disproportionately harm riders with disabilities — two fairly strong arguments that deserve more attention than they're getting.

The new office will be led by Taylor Brown, making her the first transgender person to lead a New York City office or agency — a genuinely notable first in a city that has not always moved as fast on these things as its reputation suggests.

The mayor announced a major expansion of 3-K programs reaching 56 ZIP codes, with Governor Hochul also coming in on free 2-K seats — the kind of unglamorous but substantive childcare policy that doesn't trend but actually matters.

The Council's budget analysts identified $1.4B in debt service adjustments and additional resources that could fund city services without touching the rainy day fund — a finding that tends to go unnoticed by everyone except the people who will spend the next six months arguing about it.

The United Airlines NYC Half went off last Sunday with 30,000 runners crossing the Brooklyn Bridge, running through Times Square, and finishing in Central Park — a reminder that this city contains a subculture of people who voluntarily do this at 7am, and they are thriving.

Hart's near-perfect shooting performance in the 136-110 blowout of Indiana on Monday is exactly the kind of game that makes Knicks fans — a people conditioned by decades of heartbreak — start to quietly believe this year might actually be different.

Shesterkin's performance against Minnesota last week — stopping 46 of 48 shots in a 4-2 win — was the kind of goaltending display that makes you understand why the Rangers built their entire franchise identity around one man's ability to stand in a crease.

The Red Storm earned the program's best seed in years and will enter March Madness with genuine upset potential — a fact that will be treated with cautious optimism by everyone from Queens who's learned not to celebrate too early.

The Cityzens look sharp in their home opener at Yankee Stadium, with Fernández's two-goal first half setting the tone for a comfortable win and making a strong early case for why this might finally be NYCFC's year to push deep.